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Urmas Kruuse is an Estonian politician who has been the Minister of Rural Affairs since 2021. From 2014 to 2015, he was the Minister of Health and Labour. He is member of the Estonian Reform Party.
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The Hôtel de Ville is a municipal building in Maisons-Alfort, Val-de-Marne, in the southeastern suburbs of Paris, standing on Avenue Général de Gaulle. It has been included on the Inventaire général des monuments by the French Ministry of Culture since 1990.
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