{"slip": { "id": 63, "advice": "If you're squashed close to strangers on public transport, try not to be rude to them. No one likes those situations."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 152, "advice": "Accept advice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How many bones are in the human hand?","punchline":"A handful of them.","id":138}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?","punchline":"Because there’s a Shortstop in between!","id":358}
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Patelloida alticostata is a species of sea snail, a true limpet, a marine gastropod mollusc in the family Lottiidae, one of the families of true limpets. This marine gastropod mollusc was first described by Angas in 1865
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