{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?","punchline":"It was wrong on so many levels.","id":394}
{"type":"general","setup":"What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?","punchline":"A tuba toothpaste.","id":259}
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{"slip": { "id": 219, "advice": "Try buying a coffee for the creator of a free public API, now and then."}}
{"slip": { "id": 59, "advice": "Don't be afraid of silly ideas."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...","punchline":"I'm sorry, we don't serve food here","id":42}
{"type":"general","setup":"When is a door not a door?","punchline":"When it's ajar.","id":282}
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