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{"type":"general","setup":"What time did the man go to the dentist?","punchline":"Tooth hurt-y.","id":260}
{"type":"general","setup":"How do you make a hankie dance?","punchline":"Put a little boogie in it.","id":127}
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Cathleen Naundorf is a contemporary artist and fine art photographer. She lives in Paris and London.
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