{"fact":"Some Siamese cats appear cross-eyed because the nerves from the left side of the brain go to mostly the right eye and the nerves from the right side of the brain go mostly to the left eye. This causes some double vision, which the cat tries to correct by \u201ccrossing\u201d its eyes.","length":275}
{"fact":"Cats often overract to unexpected stimuli because of their extremely sensitive nervous system.","length":94}
{"fact":"The oldest cat to give birth was Kitty who, at the age of 30, gave birth to two kittens. During her life, she gave birth to 218 kittens.","length":136}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Posterior ethmoidal artery","displaytitle":"Posterior ethmoidal artery","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3278179","titles":{"canonical":"Posterior_ethmoidal_artery","normalized":"Posterior ethmoidal artery","display":"Posterior ethmoidal artery"},"pageid":4685247,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/ce/Gray514.png/330px-Gray514.png","width":320,"height":291},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/ce/Gray514.png","width":600,"height":545},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1249315271","tid":"864a63c7-822b-11ef-9f63-c379249e58bf","timestamp":"2024-10-04T08:34:52Z","description":"Cranial artery","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Posterior_ethmoidal_artery","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Posterior_ethmoidal_artery?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Posterior_ethmoidal_artery?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Posterior_ethmoidal_artery"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Posterior_ethmoidal_artery","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Posterior_ethmoidal_artery","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Posterior_ethmoidal_artery?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Posterior_ethmoidal_artery"}},"extract":"The posterior ethmoidal artery is an artery of the head which arises from the ophthalmic artery to supply the posterior ethmoidal air cells, and the meninges. It is smaller than the anterior ethmoidal artery.","extract_html":"
The posterior ethmoidal artery is an artery of the head which arises from the ophthalmic artery to supply the posterior ethmoidal air cells, and the meninges. It is smaller than the anterior ethmoidal artery.
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{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}
{"fact":"In the 1930s, two Russian biologists discovered that color change in Siamese kittens depend on their body temperature. Siamese cats carry albino genes that work only when the body temperature is above 98\u00b0 F. If these kittens are left in a very warm room, their points won\u2019t darken and they will stay a creamy white.","length":315}
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