{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the cookie go to the doctor?","punchline":" Because it was feeling crumbly.","id":434}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the submarine industry?","punchline":"It really took a dive...","id":95}
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{"fact":"Cats only sweat through their paws and nowhere else on their body","length":65}
{"slip": { "id": 119, "advice": "Don't assume anything is possible or impossible until you've asked the people who will be doing the work."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How does a dyslexic poet write?","punchline":"Inverse.","id":132}
{"fact":"Every year, nearly four million cats are eaten in Asia.","length":55}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why do Java programmers wear glasses?","punchline":"Because they don't C#.","id":34}
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