{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}
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{"fact":"Cats respond better to women than to men, probably due to the fact that women's voices have a higher pitch.","length":107}
{"type":"general","setup":"What has ears but cannot hear?","punchline":"A field of corn.","id":238}