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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the developer go to therapy?","punchline":"They had too many unresolved issues.","id":444}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?","punchline":"Because they might peel!","id":340}
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