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{"type":"standard","title":"Neighbourhoods of Narva","displaytitle":"Neighbourhoods of Narva","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q96395173","titles":{"canonical":"Neighbourhoods_of_Narva","normalized":"Neighbourhoods of Narva","display":"Neighbourhoods of Narva"},"pageid":63391979,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f8/Narva_linnaosad.png/330px-Narva_linnaosad.png","width":320,"height":460},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f8/Narva_linnaosad.png","width":636,"height":915},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1256566336","tid":"e34a00e3-9f76-11ef-bd4d-3b137c3e79e7","timestamp":"2024-11-10T15:17:24Z","description":"Areas of Narva, Estonia","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neighbourhoods_of_Narva","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neighbourhoods_of_Narva?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neighbourhoods_of_Narva?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Neighbourhoods_of_Narva"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neighbourhoods_of_Narva","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Neighbourhoods_of_Narva","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neighbourhoods_of_Narva?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Neighbourhoods_of_Narva"}},"extract":"Narva, Estonia is officially divided into 15 neighborhoods which carry no administrative purpose. Their names and borders are defined as follows: Elektrijaama, Joaoru, Kalevi, Kerese, Kreenholmi, Kudruküla, Kulgu, Olgina, Paemurru, Pähklimäe, Siivertsi, Soldina, Sutthoffi, Vanalinn, and Veekulgu.","extract_html":"
Narva, Estonia is officially divided into 15 neighborhoods which carry no administrative purpose. Their names and borders are defined as follows: Elektrijaama, Joaoru, Kalevi, Kerese, Kreenholmi, Kudruküla, Kulgu, Olgina, Paemurru, Pähklimäe, Siivertsi, Soldina, Sutthoffi, Vanalinn, and Veekulgu.
"}{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}
{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
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