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{"type":"standard","title":"Take It or Squeeze It","displaytitle":"Take It or Squeeze It","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7677663","titles":{"canonical":"Take_It_or_Squeeze_It","normalized":"Take It or Squeeze It","display":"Take It or Squeeze It"},"pageid":17462371,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/32/TakeItorSqueezeIt.jpg","width":317,"height":314},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/32/TakeItorSqueezeIt.jpg","width":317,"height":314},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1293003724","tid":"14b2ab9b-3d01-11f0-98e2-8a70a6b0cdb4","timestamp":"2025-05-30T02:52:10Z","description":"2001 studio album by The Beatnuts","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Take_It_or_Squeeze_It","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Take_It_or_Squeeze_It?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Take_It_or_Squeeze_It?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Take_It_or_Squeeze_It"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Take_It_or_Squeeze_It","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Take_It_or_Squeeze_It","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Take_It_or_Squeeze_It?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Take_It_or_Squeeze_It"}},"extract":"Take It or Squeeze It is the fourth studio album by American hip hop duo The Beatnuts. It was released on March 20, 2001 via Loud Records and Epic Records. Recording sessions took place at Planet Sound Studios and Chung King Studios in New York. Produced by the Beatnuts, it features guest appearances from Marley Metal, Black Attack, Bloody Moon, Fatman Scoop, Greg Nice, Miss Loca, Problemz, Tony Touch, Triple Seis, Willie Stubz, Method Man, and former member Al' Tariq.","extract_html":"
Take It or Squeeze It is the fourth studio album by American hip hop duo The Beatnuts. It was released on March 20, 2001 via Loud Records and Epic Records. Recording sessions took place at Planet Sound Studios and Chung King Studios in New York. Produced by the Beatnuts, it features guest appearances from Marley Metal, Black Attack, Bloody Moon, Fatman Scoop, Greg Nice, Miss Loca, Problemz, Tony Touch, Triple Seis, Willie Stubz, Method Man, and former member Al' Tariq.
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