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State Highway 5, one of New Zealand's eight national highways, runs from State Highway 1 at Tīrau, in the south Waikato, to State Highway 2, close to the Hawke's Bay coast at Bay View, 10 km north of Napier. It is the second shortest of the national highways.
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