{"type":"standard","title":"Lisa Vidal","displaytitle":"Lisa Vidal","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q290006","titles":{"canonical":"Lisa_Vidal","normalized":"Lisa Vidal","display":"Lisa Vidal"},"pageid":1277864,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4f/Lisa_Vidal.jpg/330px-Lisa_Vidal.jpg","width":320,"height":426},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4f/Lisa_Vidal.jpg","width":1106,"height":1474},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285124946","tid":"6f27906c-1718-11f0-ad7d-9278ddd2c5c8","timestamp":"2025-04-11T21:03:36Z","description":"American actress","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Vidal","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Vidal?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Vidal?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Lisa_Vidal"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Vidal","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Lisa_Vidal","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Vidal?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Lisa_Vidal"}},"extract":"Lisa Vidal is an American actress of Puerto Rican heritage. She starred in the Lifetime crime drama series, The Division (2001–2004), and BET drama series, Being Mary Jane (2013–2019). Vidal also starred in the short-lived series, High Incident (1996–97) and The Event (2010–11), and had major recurring roles on Third Watch (1999–2001) and ER (2001–2004).","extract_html":"
Lisa Vidal is an American actress of Puerto Rican heritage. She starred in the Lifetime crime drama series, The Division (2001–2004), and BET drama series, Being Mary Jane (2013–2019). Vidal also starred in the short-lived series, High Incident (1996–97) and The Event (2010–11), and had major recurring roles on Third Watch (1999–2001) and ER (2001–2004).
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USS Dodge County (LST-722) was an LST-542 class Landing Ship Tank, built for the United States Navy during World War II. She was renamed USS Dodge County on the first of July 1955, for counties in Georgia, Minnesota, Nebraska, and Wisconsin, and was the only United States Navy vessel to bear the name.
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