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Oskar is a 1962 Danish comedy film based upon the play by Claude Magnier, directed by Gabriel Axel and starring William Bewer.
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Ida LaFontaine is a Swedish pop singer, songwriter and dancer. She started singing at the age of 10 when she sang on Måns Zelmerlöw's track \"Hold On\". She also participated in Lilla Melodifestivalen in 2011. In 2012, she was contracted by Warner Music and in September of the same year her first music single \"Dancing 4 My Life\" was released. On 7 August 2014, she released the single \"Anthem\".
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Alice Emilie Eckenstein was a Swiss rescuer of children in need in occupied Belgium during World War I.
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