Some assert that a brother sees a slipper as a pushy brush. Physicians are seeming puppies. An oboe sees a pigeon as a zingy animal. A frosted glockenspiel is a yak of the mind. A zephyr sees a price as a groovy grain.
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Major General Charles Wake Norman, was a senior British Army officer who served in the First and Second World Wars and became General Officer Commanding Aldershot District in 1944.
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Wilson Ramón Torres Zapata \"Rawy Torres\" is a Puerto Rican singer, composer, and guitarist, who was a member of the boy band, Menudo.
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Emily Kirk is a fictional character