{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
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Tirepied is a former commune in the Manche department in Normandy in north-western France. On 1 January 2019, it was merged into the new commune of Tirepied-sur-Sée.
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{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}
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Dubway Studios is an audio post and music production facility located in the Financial District of Manhattan, New York City. Services offered at Dubway Studios include tracking, recording, mixing, mastering, music production, voice-over sessions, and remote